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Ponies Take Las Neighgas Ch. 1
Ponies Take Las Neighgas
Chapter 1 A Nice Little Surprise
"Did it come yet? Did it? Did it did it did it?" asked Twilight Sparkle excitedly as she shook Spike, her dragon friend and assistant.
Spike grabbed the sides of his head to stop his eyes from spinning. "Calm down, Twilight. What are you're waiting for anyways?"
"A letter from the princess of course! Her last letter said that she was going to give me a new assignment! I've tried waiting patiently but I just can't." Twilight pulled out a notebook and a calculator and went to work. "See, I've been waiting exactly 691,200 seconds since the last scroll. Oh, now 691,201 691,202 691,203 "
Spike stuck out his hand to try to count out how many hours that would be, but quickly gave up. "Sorry Twilight, I haven't felt anything yet."
Twilight turned off her horn and looked to the floor in disappointment, dropping the hovering notebook and calculator. As Spike turned away to leave, his stomach
EHL Part XV - Qtrs: Game 3
Equestria Hockey League Part XV Quarterfinals: Game 3
On the eve of the most important game of their young careers, Twilight Sparkle and the Ponyville Golden Leafs were putting the finishing touches on what could potentially be their last practice. The main objective was to pound the Rangers with physicality and to stifle them with tight defense. Toward the end of practice, Rarity began to feel a throbbing pain in her hooves. She skated off to the side boards and plopped herself down to take her front skates off. Concerned, Twilight rushed over to see what was wrong.
"What's wrong, Rarity? Are you hurt?"
"Oh Twilight, I shouldn't have done it. I thought I was going to be okay! I had no idea it would come back to haunt me so!"
Twilight was greatly confused. "Just what are you talking about?"
"Well I received an extremely important order for twenty hockey jersey dresses. I would have declined but the money was just too good to turn down. The dresses were v
EHL Part XIV - Qtrs: Game 2
Equestria Hockey League Part XIV Quarterfinals: Game 2
"Come onnnn! Where is it? I scheduled us to leave at four! It's already going on five!" shouted an exasperated Twilight Sparkle. In front of their mountain of hockey bags, the Ponyville Golden Leafs stood waiting for their carriage to Manehattan. Twilight nervously paced about while each of her friends followed her with their eyes.
"Don't pace yourself too hard, dear. You don't want to get tired before the game, do you? Come stand here and relax," said Rarity as she shooed away Applejack to make room.
Applejack shot Rarity a quick, stern look before moving over. "Rarity's right, Twi. We need to conserve all the energy we can if we wanna be sharp for tonight. Energy savin' is mighty important, ain't it big brother?"
"Eeyup. That's the truth alright."
Twilight stopped her pacing but instead directed her nervousness into rapidly tapping her hoof. "But if we're late for the game, they might ma
EHL Part XIII - Qtrs: Game 1
Equestria Hockey League Part XIII Quarterfinals: Game 1
Playoffs fever swept through Ponyville like a voracious hurricane. Golden Leafs decorations and ornaments adorned nearly every house and shop. The streets were lined with blue banners and gold lighting. Ponyville Pond was the place to be during the week as Ponyvillians lined up at the box office daily to purchase their playoffs tickets.
While there was great excitement and buzz outside Ponyville Pond, there was great focus and determination inside the arena as the Golden Leafs practiced for their first game. On one end of the rink, the starters, led by Twilight, ran through some new forechecking drills. Twilight theorized that the Golden Leafs can pressure the Rangers into giving up more turnovers in their own end. More turnovers would then lead to more scoring opportunities for the forwards. On the other side of the rink, the Golden Leafs' latest acquisitions, Big Macintosh and Spike, brushed up on
Rainbow and the Dreamcoat
Rainbow Dash and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
(Narrator) Some ponies dream of the wonders they'll do
Before their time in Equestria is through
Some just don't have anything planned
They hide their hopes and their heads in the sand
Now I don't say who is wrong, who is right
But if by chance you are here for the night
Then all I need is an hour or two
To tell the tale of a dreamer like you
We all dream a lot - some are lucky, some are not
But if you think it, want it, dream it, then it's real
You are what you feel
But all that I say can be told another way
In the story of a pony whose dream came true
And it could be you
Any Dream Will Do
(Rainbow) I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain what I thought I knew
Far far away, somepony was weeping
But the world was sleeping
Any dream will do
I wore my coat, with golden lining
Bright colors shining, wonderful and new
And in the east, the dawn was breaking
And the world was waking
Any dream will d
EHL Part XII - Season Wrap-Up
Equestria Hockey League Part XII Season Wrap-Up
Off to Canterlot were the Ponyville Golden Leafs on a sunny, yet chilly winter morning. Inside the carriage, Twilight and company, accompanied by Sweetie Belle, eagerly chattered about things to do once they arrived in the capitol city. Rarity was the most excited of the ponies as she bounced from window to window, trying to observe Canterlot's splendor.
"Ooh we absolutely MUST visit Hoity Toity's fashion studio. It's been ages since I've seen him last!"
Applejack yanked Rarity away from the window. "Hold yer horses there, Rarity. We need ta' see Canterlot's famous golden apple trees! I'ma take an apple home and plant its seeds at the farm!"
"Pfft, golden apples, schmolden schmapples. I'm going to find the headquarters of the royal air guard and check out their awesome military stuff and maybe learn a new trick!" said Rainbow Dash with an excited squeak in her voice.
Fluttershy tried pushing R
IronmanHear me read it
My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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